The 30 Funniest Tweets About Netflix’s Indian Matchmaking

If Nadia on #IndianMatchmaking is an 11/10 and getting ghosted then there is no hope for the rest of us 😭

— jigglypuff's inner demon (@ItsEliTime) July 17, 2020

Just going to leave this here. pic.twitter.com/d5aMKaa3K2

— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) July 19, 2020

Woman: stands up for herself
Dudebros on Twitter: #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/4uHgmAM16O

— The Bad & Bollywood Podcast (@badnbollywood) July 19, 2020

If Ma Anand Sheela and Sima aunty wanted to host a talk show together, I'd wach the hell out of it. Make it happen.

— Vir Das (@thevirdas) July 18, 2020

Started #IndianMatchmaking. Match-maker Seema Taparia just looked at a painting of a dog and asked if it's a cat. Yeh karenge match?

— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) July 17, 2020

every south bombay kid ever:#IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/7aFPK4GMOM

— Gaba👨🏻‍💻 (@dheerajmatrakho) July 21, 2020

Sima aunty starter pack. #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/B4aZvlX58p

— Arushi Kapoor (@curlmoohi) July 18, 2020

Even these three would find #IndianMatchmaking cringey. pic.twitter.com/kSXf2CE0mB

— Anisha Anand (@monkeyexodus) July 17, 2020

I wonder where he hides his umbilical every morning and how long it takes him to reattach it every night #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/ly9ja20ymd

— ForOne (@onetooneder) July 20, 2020

Brown people social distance from their loved ones with or without COVID. Just to be safe. #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/TruUxeUVKY

— Jatin Chhugani (@JatinChhugani) July 18, 2020

I knew they looked familiar #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/xHarzcTTrk

— ikhanicc (@ikhanicc) July 18, 2020

Is that picture of your cat Aparna? https://t.co/bzB1Ipaqsh

— John Lemon 🍋 (@okAakash) July 19, 2020

not sure why he's looking for a wife when what he clearly wants is a babysitter #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/ji4P0RqvZX

— Lavanya (@purbIeplace) July 18, 2020

"I'm just a boy, standing infront of a girl, asking her to be my mommy" -Akshay, Indian Matchmaking,2020 pic.twitter.com/cAeWx6h0vj

— Rodney Copperbottom (@lmngngrbuch) July 21, 2020

Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Aparna:
#IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/g5gCEFVlSP

— Barbie (@barbie_ova) July 19, 2020

2020 hopes – Nadia
2020 early spring – Aparna
2020 late spring – Akshay
2020 summer – Akshay's mom#IndianMatchmaking

— p (@wildnpree) July 18, 2020

How to be a match maker rule #1
Amirite? #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/SPLFSOdtYz

— SCORPIO GROOVE | minister of enjoyment (@faithxo) July 17, 2020

Shekar leaving the date with Aparna #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/qpa8PKZBam

— Sal (@_Bethesdad) July 18, 2020

This Pradhyuman dude REALLY OUT HERE SERVING MAKHANE AND CALLING IT 𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓮-𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓮 BRO WHAT #indianmatchmakingnetflix

— cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻 (@EshesN) July 19, 2020

No One:
Aparna: "I've wanted to be a lawyer since I was 7"
Also Aparna: "I hate being a lawyer"#IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/CGa6xH8sk4

— Reet (@reetxsingh) July 20, 2020

The Oedipus Complex is strong with this one.#IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/cvLaZ4kRav

— Varsha Singh (@RhythmOfDaRain) July 20, 2020

Pradhyuman designed all the dresses for his shrine gods. #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/LAce3JL9BC

— uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🇰🇪 (@KenyaSotan) July 18, 2020

i want pradhyuman's god's wardrobe #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/CLdZlxFdIS

— big dil energy (@its_so_so_) July 19, 2020

Pradhyuman putting two peas on a plate and calling it a dish… #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/duMcUzbHc4

— hugeasmammoth.films (@hugeasmammoth_) July 19, 2020